The History of The Blowfish Incident
"The Blowfish Incident", originally was created when Musk Sharon was visiting Boise, Idaho for a chance to win free tickets to a Kevin James movie. On the way there, at a crosswalk, he was approached by a man who he assumed was the gloriously chubby Kevin James. The man he met, in fact, was Slab Farquad, who was visiting to see the World Center for Birds of Prey. The two hit it off, and realized that they both had a passion for music. They decided to rent an apartment, and become roommates. Later that week, they passed a naked homeless man, sobbing, and playing the bass. They asked him his name, and he told them in broken English that he was Big Bad Bathwater. He was hired after he showed that he could successfully play the bass without combustion. They decided that they could record their first single, and bought studio time with money that slab found in one of his fat rolls. During the recording of their first single, their recording was besmirched by a rather damaged individual, wielding a soup ladle. He hit it against the wall, and it created a sound so beautiful that they simply weeped for 3 days. They were inseperable, and even created their mascot, a satanic Morgan Freeman. During their first live concert, they were nearly booed off of the stage by the crowd. It was said that they needed a guitarist. At that moment, Rad Chad materialized atop the mic stand, balancing on one toe. He floated above the crowd, playing a totally rad guitar solo. He joined the band immediately. Since then, the 5 of them have been inseparable. Their first album is entitled "The Money Store", and it will be released under the alias "Death Grips".